if this city never sleeps; does that mean no one dreams?
this man is the sole reason for my love of stubble
watch me for the changes
“ (330): Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt. ”
WINNER!
(via deepr) I totally did this to my friend one time. She was out with a boy and I texted her 50 times with ridiculous Twilight FanFiction quotes.“ (580): That’s it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything. ”
texts from last night (via deepr)
this. times a million
“ Women (on average) are about 52 percent as strong as men in the upper body, and about 66 percent as strong in the lower ”
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
(suck it bitches)
I love this episode so much holy shitSimon: I am an anti-christ, I am an anarchist…
Phil: I is-
Donny: I am the walrus?
Simon: I is I am the walrus, yes.
alex and i
omg so jealous. so hey, what do you think of me getting blue streaks in my hair? IDK (also - what colour did you dye your hair?)are hanging out. we dyed our hair earlier, then we ate a bunch of food and watched the uninvited. now we’re watching twilight. don’t even try to deny how jealous you are of our lives.
this movie is pissing me off.
you sneaky sneaky girl i fully expect a cameoKate, can you PLEASE make a movie that is an accurate historical representation of Pocahontas and call it “The Shenanigans of the Virginia Company” ???white people think they are so privileged. but really most of them are fat, stupid and naive in comparison to the so called “savages”.
I love when they sing savages and EVERYONE is singing. it’s glorious.
also factual error on disney’s part, it was NOT pocahontas standing in front of john smith that made everyone friends. it was pocahontas getting kidnapped by the virginia company where she became christian and married john rolfe and had his baby that made a nice little treaty. less romantic, but still interesting.
okay i’ll stop reblogging and talking about ~what really happened~. I’m just grumpy and apparently talking about the shenanigans of the virginia company make me feel better?
I went into this big thing about The New World before realizing how much i hate colin farrell and how that movie was actually about John Smith (who was, coincidentally, a HUGE DOUCHE.) so my answer is yes, Julie. Omg hahahahha I will go to Bear Island and cast David as Kokoum and cast myself as Pocahontas (dont worry, i’ll dye my hair and wear contacts and get a deep tan to stay factual~~) and make sure there is a sex scene.
